'Twas the night before finals when all through the (place), not a creature was stirring, not even a (animal).
The (plural noun) were hung by the (noun) with care, in hopes that (famous person at Ole Miss) soon would be there.
When out in the (famous place on campus), there arose such a (noise), I sprang from my (noun) to see what was the matter.
Away to the (noun), I flew like a (something fast), tore open the (plural noun) and threw up the (noun).
When what to my wondering (plural body part) should appear, but a (size) (noun) and (number) tiny (plural noun).
With a little, old (noun), so (adjective) and (adjective), I knew in a moment it must be (the same famous person at Ole Miss).
They (past tense verb) not a word, but went straight to their (noun), and filled all the (plural noun), then (past tense verb) with a jerk.
And laying a finger aside of thier nose, and giving a (dance move), up the (noun) they rose.
But I heard them exclaim, ere they (past tense verb) out of (place):
“HOTTY TODDY, GOSH A'MIGHTY, WHO THE HELL ARE WE! FLIM FLAM BIM BAM OLE MISS BY DAMN!”