Don Morner
(Nominated by Nate Floyd)
They say you ought to keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. With that in mind, I watch Don Morner like a hawk. As mortal enemies, each of us prays for the other's downfall. Since I arrived at Miami, I have learned his routines, his habits. I have sought to discover some weakness that I might exploit. But, Mr. Morner has no weakness, unless you believe sarcasm and a sardonic smile to be a weakness. He is well-liked among his peers and his reputation for helping others is well-deserved.
I will not give up the fight, but I will acknowledge that Mr. Morner is a worthy adversary. He has my respect, and he deserves to wear the crown for a while.
You Rock Mr. Morner! Until we meet again.