I grilled a chicken at lunchtime, but I couldn't get an answer on why he crossed the road.
I can’t count how many times I’ve failed maths.
You weigh a Millennial in Instagrams.
I’ve taken up fencing. The neighbour insists I put it back.
Intelligence is like underwear: great to have, but no need to show it off.
My paper airplane won’t fly. It’s completely stationary.
Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain.
A human cannonball can’t quit before he’s fired.
I tried to join a mountain rescue club. They told me to get lost.
If money talks, why won’t it have a conversation with me?