In this issue: puns, ballot jokes, and basketball, oh my!
Week 5: Red and blue makes purple edition.
Purple rain is forecast for the county.
We’ve all heard a lot about red and blue this week, but regardless of that particular designation, our county is teetering on the verge of a purple -- or widespread -- risk designation. This won’t affect how indoor/ outdoor services are currently offered on campus, but we pride ourselves on the fact that Tritons care for the community and each other in equal measure.
We’d like to pe___nally express our ___nks and g__titude.
It’s just not the same without RSOs, THAs, and RAs. Thank you to our Resident Security Officers, Triton Health Ambassadors, Resident Assistants, students, staff, and the entire Triton community for working collectively to keep each other safer.
Courts are back in session.
Basketball courts, that is. Reserve a spot on campus through Recreation, and while you’re at it, check out intramural HORSE. Yes, it’s a thing.
Pack your coat, not your COVID. A virus is the worst kind of houseguest. It can show up unannounced, seriously affect your grandparents, and stick around for weeks. Here’s how to keep youself and your loved ones safer over break.
You, hanging with two chads.
That’s an 2000 election reference, and a positively riveting Three’s Company meet-up theme. s/o CSE at UC San Diego for this retro compendium of large-scale hole punching terminology.
Off-campus students aren’t taking advantage of no-cost tests.
Asymptomatic testing costs zero dollars, and is available throughout the county. Schedule yours today, and take a look at these “Should I Test?” decision trees for undergraduates and graduate and professional students.