A woman gets on a bus with her baby. 

The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen - ugh!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She turns to an old man next to her to vent.

“The driver just insulted me!” she says.

The old man squints at her through his bifocals, then responds, “You aught to go right back up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 - from laughfactory.com