“Hello, I’m here for the job interview.”
“Do you have any experience?”
“Yes, this is my 20th interview.”
The Psychic Fair has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
I wasn’t strong enough to do my work, so I gave my two-weak notice.
I refuse to work with compost. It’s degrading.
I told my doctor about my memory loss. I had to pay in advance.
Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often.
If you are having second thoughts, you are two ahead of most people.
Counterfeiting is difficult, but you have to forge ahead.
A cabinet-installer was arrested and charged with counter-fitting.
Support group for people who talk too much: On and On Anon.
You have reached the Incontinence Hotline. Please hold.
My physics teacher said I had a lot of potential, and then pushed me off the roof.
What if there was no such thing as a hypothetical question?
Is running away from your problems a form of exercise?