New Email Provider. Same Questionable Jokes.
Guy on the phone: Get out of there! The emails are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Cinephiles, check out our new short film idea: it's a cold, dark, dystopian future. A quiet, bucolic valley in New England. A new email Mothership is taking over the planet, and now a heroic food co-op's fabulously popular email newsletter may become trapped in the heinous confines of its subscribers' spam filters. Will the people be able to rescue their emails from a sea of vaguely unethical timeshare offers and racy unmentionables? Will a brave band of ragtag marketing hacks be able to prevent the problem before it's too late? Stay tuned!
In the meantime, that's right, we're moving our email newsletter platform to a new home in the next couple of weeks. (Maybe even next week—assuming we can stop our Marketing Manager from correcting the grammar in our subscribers' email addresses.) Promise, this isn't an excuse to hand the keys over to some AI tool. (Never!) It’s just a boring backend upgrade so our systems can actually talk to our membership database without the use of a Ouija board.
You shouldn't notice a thing. But being proactive here: If you stop getting our emails, which would be tragic, please check your spam filter and mark us as safe. Because if you don't, this terrifying dystopian future *shudder* ... Just. Might. Be. NOW!