Wastewater emails = not BS.
How many positive poop puns is considered too many? We’ll see! Here goes:
“Let’s fece it, a wastewater signal in your building stinks. We know you’re wiped out, and that it can seem like a cheeky request to flush a few minutes of your free time down the toilet – but it’s your duty to get tested when there’s Vid in the water.”
Was that enough? Hot dung! Let’s emerge from the bowels of this punitentiary, together, to say: get tested for COVID ASAP when you’ve been made aware that there’s positive wastewater in your building.
